Sunday, February 7, 2010

Super Bowl Game & Commercial Thoughts & Observations

I'm voting for the Saints (Geaux Saints!).  Every year the Patriots won the Super Bowl they were the underdogs.  I want David to win this battle.  

Peyton Manning just looks miserable.  That is not a "I'm in the zone and going out to win" face.  He looks like he got treated by Botox and can't smile.  

The thing I'm learning from all these beer commercials is that I don't want to be a beer drinker if I'm going to look that retarded.  Bring me the Mojito party commercials.  At least they appear to be enjoying their alcohol induced parties and not going to be an epic fail in the survival of the smartest after a plane crash.  

It is clear to me that men don't understand women.  A bunch of men running around in their underwear does nothing for females.  Especially when the choice is tighty whities.  Seriously.  At least bust out the CK underwear models and the boxer briefs.  

The NFL might take into consideration that women are a huge part of their viewership.  Appears to me that SB 44 has been mistaken for the "boy's club."  Really?  The Dodge Charger is going to be the only testosterone saving decision in order to keep the man card?  Really?  If your car is going to be the only decision that your lady is going to give you at least make it a statement - a pick up, a SUV, a crotch rocket.  Dodge Charger?  No thanks.  

So CBS has the #1 Comedy, Drama, New Series, &  the Super Bowl.  They also have the #1 Halftime Show for the geriatrics crowd.  

I'd like to take this moment to personally express my gratitude to Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake for completely ruining the halftime show until the FCC again allows performers under the age of 30 to headline again.  Until then they are relegated to the task of performing the National Anthem as a wardrobe malfunction during the Star Spangled Banner is highly unlikely.  

Although that outfit that Carrie Underwood was a malfunction.   Girlfriend needed a splash of color.  All white (outside of weddings) isn't cool before, after, or on Labor Day, Memorial Day, or any other day.

The Who managed to give the CSI franchise free publicity as they performed all three of the themes to the trilogy.  I'm forever grateful that television show theme songs are thirty seconds long.    

Signs you should hang up your microphone & fold up the leather pants:
You worry your dentures might fall out if you rock out too hard.
You wear bifocals.
You lip sync.
Your grandkids know your music because they watch CSI.

On side kick are you kidding me?  I like it!!!!!!  

Touchdown... oh are you kidding me...  that is some amazing pigskin.

Cat just got so excited over the Saints touchdown she fell off the back of the couch.  

Red one, green one, blue one, gray one, black one, white one.....  Might be the best commercial I've seen tonight.  

Come on Saints!!!! I'd like to see the Colts lose like I enjoy watching the Yankees lose.  

I'm not sure what Kia was thinking with the life-size sock monkey puppet but it is creepy.  And I don't know what the Cousin It hamster thing is but it is odd.  

No Good!!!!  Geaux Saints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Who Dat!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

My vote for MVP is a write in - the referee who overturned the incomplete on the two point conversion.

Come on Saints defense.  All you need to do is stop them.  Hold them.  Give your city a championship!  

INTERCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
That my friends is a beautiful thing.  And that kick off.  A thing of beauty.  

WHO DAT!


Overall I'm glad the Saints won otherwise this would have been a disappointing night.  The commercials sucked.