- Pitchers tend to get wedgies or at least it looks like they have perpetual wedgies.
- Baseball players cock their hips more than Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
- Baseball unis aren't flattering at all.
- NESN is officially my favorite channel. They just showed a montage of disagreements between Boston and NY sports teams.
- Baseball is so much more exciting when they fight.
- Dustin Pedroia is adorable.
- He probably takes offense to being called adorable.
- "Oh my gosh. Pitchers hitting what a joke."
- A baseball players game may be improved upon with ballet lessons.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
More baseball observations
Friday, May 22, 2009
More in common that "ing"
Dating and interviewing-I’ve come to the realization that a first date and an interview have too much in common. I don’t particularly care for doing either.
PSA: While you only get one chance to make a first impression it is important to remember not to judge because sometimes the best presents come in packages that are entirely misleading. End of PSA
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Photographic evidence
Fenway Fun
1) Is it a prerequisite that baseball players chew sunflower seeds?
2) What if you don’t like sunflower seeds?
3) Is there a proper technique for the disposal of sunflower seeds? It appears to me that you just open your mouth and they fall out. No work required.
4) If they aren’t a sunflower seed spitter, they may be a gum chewer. Do they spit their gum like they do sunflower seeds?
5) Could that be why the running lanes are dirt so that if someone does spit their gum they can cover it so it doesn’t stick to the bottom of their cleats?
6) Is it just me or is baseball the only sport intent on making a fool out of its players? Pitchers cock their hips like women. They all routinely stick their butts in the air. Some wind up while at bat. They adjust themselves on national TV. They spin like tops when they “swing & miss.” And those faces... the throwing face, the stunned face, the victory face (or in Papelbon's case the victory body), and the intense faces. He he he heheheeeeeeeeeee *ahem* Sorry.
7) “Swing & a miss” is the most fun baseball term despite its overuse.
8) The Rookie is the most inspiring baseball movie.
9) I’ve only seen four baseball movies. Field of Dreams doesn’t make the top list because of Kevin Costner.
10) Rookie of the Year is the most fun. I’d like to think of baseball teams being like the team in ROTY towards the end- playing tricks on each other, hanging out, laughing.
11) If they aren’t having fun like the team is at the end and are more like the team in the beginning, then they shouldn’t be playing.
12) Why isn’t there a home run dance? Football has the touchdown dance.
13) Why do umps & refs take all the fun out of sports?
14) Why does baseball have umps when basketball, football, & hockey have refs?
15) How much fun is the word “umps?”
16) Anyone rewritten the Black Eyed Peas “My Humps” to a baseball edition of “My Umps?”
17) You must be very confident in yourself to be a baseball player. While sitting on the sidelines, attempting but failing to not look bored, most baseball players will be caught spitting, chewing their gum like cows, the aforementioned adjusting, biting your nails, swearing, throwing a tantrum like a toddler, or doing what guys do. The entire country could see this because if you make a big enough fool of yourself you’ll land on the highlight reels.
18) You may have to explain to your mother what you were doing on the aforementioned highlight reels. If so take it like a man and tell her the truth. Don’t try and pass it off as something it wasn’t.
19) Apparently there is a technique to adjusting that can’t be studied and learned. Perhaps it is a natural skill that is a signal to parents early on in life they have a ball player on their hands.
20) Minor league ball clubs are broken down by Class AA, or Class AAA which oddly enough is like bra sizes – double A and triple A.
21) Would it be wrong of me to suggest the correlation of the importance of cups to both baseball players and bras?
Thursday, May 14, 2009
The Day After
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Kamikaze Deer
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Avoiding Road Rage
Monday, May 11, 2009
Lord of the Rings
I love all things hobbit, elven, ranger, dwarf, and Tolkien. I'm guilty of seeing each movie at least double digits in the theater and I've had more than one Lord of the Rings marathon since they've come out on DVD. I couldn't get enough. I'd soak it up and want more. I tried to convert all the ignorant to embrace the fabulousness of all things Tolkien. Eventually though life got in the way and Pirates of the Caribbean came out and my LOTR collection began preventing dust from collecting beneath its cases on my DVD shelf.
For the first time in a year I put in a LOTR movie. Return of the King made its way into the DVD player last night. I was reminded why I fell in love with them in the first place. I cried, cheered, and laughed as if it was my first time seeing it. (Had anyone been able to see me sitting on the couch with a couple of cats, crying my eyes out they'd have thought me crazy.)
There are so many wonderful facets to LOTR. My favorite though has to be the sum of its parts. There is no super hero to save the day. There is no larger than life, bitten by a radioactive spider, stronger than steel, faster than a speeding bullet, acid dipped, underwear on the outside of his tights, cape wearing hero that rights the wrongs. It is a fellowship formed from friendship and duty that face the evil together. Even the practically perfect elf isn't perfect as he deals with doubt, but they press on. The smallest can be a hero right alongside the heir. It’s the sum of its parts that are successful and perfection doesn't play a part. Loyalty fuels them. Friendship encourages them. Perseverance conquers.
Sam is without a doubt my favorite hobbit. Merry and Pippin provide the lightness that endear a hobbit to one. Frodo shows us that there is more to a hobbit than meets the eye (or knees if you consider their height). Sam though is faithful. Sam remains loyal despite being tossed aside by Frodo. He shows up and repeatedly saves Frodo's increasingly led astray butt. Sam fights side by side with Frodo when Frodo fights and fights for Frodo when Frodo throws in the towel. Frodo wouldn't have been successful without Sam. He's the unsung hero and one of my favorite moments from ROTK is when Sam comes to Frodo's rescue again after the orcs get him in Mordor. His shadow is more menacing than his stature and yet he overcomes. I can't help but cheer because it is those moments that count.
Through it all not one of them is perfect. They each face their own demons, doubt, self worth issues. Yet they each have faith in each other that the others will be there. Through it all they trust that their rescue will come at the hands of their friends. The sum of its parts beats out needing one perfect hero and together they are victorious.
A lesson the 18-1 Patriots should have learned. Maybe Coach Bill needs to consider new video footage. I digress though.
King Theoden has the most poignant lines in my opinion. In Two Towers he stands preparing for battle and questions why he is asking his men to fight. What has he done to demand their loyalty. There is a great exchange that just cuts deep. (I'll have to find the time to type it all out but it resonates.) Then in ROTK King Theoden is dying and he talks of going to the halls of his fathers where he'll know no shame. Gets me every dang time. Because that ladies and gentleman is what it is ultimately about. Despite his concerns and sometimes lack of faith in what he is doing and why, he'll face his "fathers" and stand proud. Such great symbolism and if you don't get it I'm sure I'll be returning to this topic because I can't let it go.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Who needs a doctorate to study cloning
The first picture is the original. The second picture I edited using a program that allowed me to clone. I completely altered the original to give the photo more subject matter. In less than ten minutes I had a picture that barely resembled the original.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Long Island
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Doctors say ‘the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, and the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body’. That tells me only left-handers are in their right mind.Boston Red Sox Pitcher I like the way this guy thinks. |